guilty pleasures

ahh...this should be good, LOL! things that i take pleasure in even though it is wrong, or silly, or just not good for me in some way...you know, things i feel guilty about liking for some reason and might not admit to just anyone.

1) LOVE the song "MMMMM BOP" by hansen - i have no idea what the words are, but i simply cannot hold still when it's playing on the pod

2) 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream on top of a toasted (frozen) belgian waffle, another toasted waffle broken up on top, covered with hot fudge (not choco syrup, gotta be the thick and gooey stuff)

3) a two hour nap in the early afternoon

4) sitting and looking at my scrap stuff

5) the sound of resignation mixed with exasperation in mike's voice

6) spotting cellulite on some really hot chick's legs

7) trapping some dickhead in the right-hand lane behind another car as he tries to pass me on the wrong side (hello? i'm in the left lane for a reason...dumbass)

(sidenote: shitsticks! i've already covered 5 of the Seven Deadly Sins, i'm so going to Hell)

8) i absolutely love it when i just get my hair colored and cut - it just makes me happy all over even though the cost of it could feed a smallish country for a cuppla days

(well now, there's number 6 - i guess we might as well cover them all...)

9) i could tackle lust right here and now, but i'm sparing you the pain and scarring of the visuals i might leave you with - you'll just have to trust me on this one

10) try as i might, i haven't a 10th guilty pleasure, does that make me incomplete somehow?