ok, my boys are now 15 and 12 and as gross as they have ever been. overheard in a conversation between the two of them earlier today:
"knock it off chode!"
"shut up, queef!"
"you're a douche."
"you're face is a douche"
"dude, at least MY face isn't a coinpurse."
"MOM! BENNETT SAID MY FACE WAS A COINPURSE!"nasty little chodesmokers...