Thursday, March 8, 2007

i find it interesting...

here's a questionnaire i found on MC, i thought it was fun:

1. What time did you get up this morning? i'm one of those dorks that set their bedside clocks ahead in the hopes of faking myself out on what time it really is...stupid yes and i have no excuse - it's just how i roll. alarm goes off at 6:15, i loll around listening to bob and tom till about 6:45 or 7, then pop out of bed and get all surprised when i look at the 'real' clock and it's only 6:30. WOOHOO, powned me a-gain!
2. Diamonds or pearls? this SO cannot be a serious question.
3 .What was the last film you saw at the cinema? ghost rider (pffttt, not my choice, but i'll give sam elliot his props...he maybe old, but he's one sexy sumbitch!)
4. What is your favorite TV show? the ORIGINAL CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. i am a complete forensic science geek, but david caruso (miami) just creeps me out and really - melina karaasskrackadoshus (ny) is just too perfect to take seriously all traipsing around bloated juicy dead bodies and junk.
5. What did you have for breakfast this morning? just coffee today, cause i was late for an appointment. i usually eat two packs (yea two - you wanna go?) of quaker instant boatmeal, maple and brown sugar flavor.
6. What is your middle name? lynne, same as my ma's and my gram's - how sweet is that? so sweet in fact, that i failed to give it to ms b, what a lah-hoo-zer!
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Mexican followed ohsoclosely by eyetalyun!
8. What foods do you dislike? tomatoes, but only because of the seeds (i'm telling ya, they are the eyes of the devil. they are evil, EEE-VIL i say!) give me a genuine seedless tom and i'd be all over it!
9 . Favorite chips? crunchy cheetos...and yes, they count as a chip! mmmmm crunchy cheetos. i love crunchy cheetos. i would marry crunchy cheetos...
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? lately i've been stuck on anything mudvayne or korn (and no mom, i don't have anger issues, i just like to bang my head on occasion, sheesh).
11. What kind of car do you drive? a chebby suburban, vato!
12. What is your favorite sandwich? quizno's hot pastrami, swiss cheese, light mayo, deli mustard, pickles, bell peppers, olives and pepperoncinis. add just pepper and just vinegar and some creamy horseradish...mmmmm, mmmmm TOAST-AY!
13. What characteristics do you despise? sneakiness (hugely hate this), pretentiousness (is that a word? even if it's not it should be, these peeps need to be knocked down a notch), and dishonesty - ARGH!
14. What are your favorite clothes? my AF 1892 button fly's and a spaghetti strap top (with my bra straps showing of course - hey, you can take the girl outta cottonwood...), add some sketchers and i'm good to go!
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? anywhere with old castles - ireland would be my first choice. oooh, ooh italy - i'm thinkin' the italian countryside would truly kick ass to travel for a few weeks too...
16. Favorite brand of clothing? abercrombie, because i'm a really cool 41 year old mom...
17. Where would you want to retire? flagstaff, AZ. but really anywhere that actually gets 4 seasons. i want some snow in winter and a few hot days in summer and nice long springs and falls...really - is this just too much to ask?
18. Favorite time of day? early, early morning before the sun comes up - which makes absolutely no sense, because i also love to sleep in. sleeping in is my favorite, favorite.
19. Where were you born? sisters of mercy hospital in redding, california - thank you very much.
20. What is your favorite sport to watch? football, but only pro...despise college - they don't wear long socks. what is up with that?!?
(skipped two irrelevant ones)
23. Pepsi or Coke? pepsi, coke is just gross.
(i didn't skip #24, it skipped me)
25. Are you a morning person or a night person? gee, not really either one, although i'd like to be more of a morning person...at night time i'm too tired to stay up late enough to enjoy anything fun, well...almost anything fun.
26. Pedicure or manicure? pedi...LOVE the pedi's - could use the mani's, having man-hands and all, but definitely prefer the pedi's.
27. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? filing for divorce tomorrow - that's exciting!
28. What did you want to be when you were a kid? shorter, LOL! i also wanted to be a veterinarian.
29. What is your best childhood memory? the summer days spent on my friend lori's horse sissy (between the ages of about 12-16) ah, good times...good times!
31. Ever been to Africa? uh...i felt the rains down in africa. it's gonna take some time to do the things we never haa-aave...ooohoo...oh, oh.
32. Ever been toilet papering? uh...NO man, that crap is just mean!
33. Been in a car accident? my mom's VW bus (hooyea baby - have you ever driven one of these? so cool how they pop wheelies when you take off) was sideswiped when i was about 7 or so...oh and i drove through (yes, through, it exploded upon impact) a deer before, wasn't really an accident though - i mean, it was an accident, i didn't mean to drive through the deer, but it didn't wreck my car, just had a buncha splatty green stuff all up on my grill...
34. Favorite Day of the week? probably saturday, but they all have something good about them don't they?
35. Favorite restaurant? (all in fresno) high steppin' - Upstairs, Downtown (holy CRAP, this foofy food is some seriously good shit!); average attire - Yoshino's teppan-yaki (c'mon, who doesn't love the onion volcano?); slummin' - Famous Dave's BBQ (their motto is my motto; Eat Like A Pig!); fast food - weinerschnitzel (best hangover food, evah!)
36. Favorite Flower? gardenias and irises
37. Favorite ice cream? thrifty brand chocolate chip cookie dough...mmmmm, i love ice cream. i could marry ice cream...

2 comments:

-leafa mcbirdie said...

oooh, nice Toto serendade, mf! No telling how long it's going to take to erase that from the old memory bank -gaaaah!
It's been awile, but uhm ...did we *not* go TP Dary's house one night after Bunko ...and maybe a margi ...or six?

Tonya said...

OMG! crunchy cheetos. best ... chip ... evah!