(overheard in a strip mall parking lot between a couple of interesting folks, each carrying a large can of cheap beer - him a 60ish little hairy guy, her a 30ish hardass)
"fuck you motherfucker!" (her: walking backwards, facing him, offering up a "heil hitler" chest salute - huh?)
"no, fuck YOU motherfucker!" (him: walking really, really fast so he can keep up with her)
"get the fuck home motherfucker!" (her: you go girl!)
"fuck you, you stinky bitch!" (him: WINNAH!)
(he walks very quickly down the street - i assume towards "home" as she gently suggested; she puts down her 40ozer in a safe place and saunters into a smoke shop...)
5 comments:
lmao!
LOL!!!!!
LOL! Gotta love a little action in the parking lot.
*sigh* nothing says L-O-V-E like screaming obscenities over a 40 oz'er... I'm getting a little misty just thinking about it.
LOL OMG Where can I find me a man like THAT! LOL
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LOL Leafa! Your comment is as funny as her post! LOL SMOOCHES
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