if you are easily offended - turn from me now. run for the light and cower there for the rest of your days. no really.

those of you who read my blog no doubt know that i tend to be opinionated and brash about certain things. obnoxious at times, yes. insightful at others if not at the same time, i hope so. whether or not you see things as i do, you get a feel for what i am all about and have realized that pretty much nothing is off limits for me.

sometimes i get tired of writing about the stupidity in my everyday life and cease to find things, although always comical...entertaining, if that makes a bit of sense. given the opportunity, what would you care to see through my eyes - well, anything but the eternal blackness brought upon by my untimely but-way-so-much-more-than-likely-humorous death? keep in mind that i may see something you feel is serious and/or tragic in a completely inappropriate light and then request accordingly. same goes for something you find funny that...well, isnt.

the only ONE rule is that there is no getting offended in the easy life - if we did that we'd spend the rest of our lives simply being pissed off at me, and really, what's the fun in that? give me some ideas and i'll turn out some shawna-ese for all the world to see. yea, ok...humor me here. one more note: always keep in mind that i am an equal-opportunity offender. no stereotype is safe from me...again, i can't be considered a terrible person if i make fun of EVERYone can i?

as always, (concerning my blog ONLY otherwise, i'll puddle up and cry like a little girl), please free to tell me to shut the fuck up if you can't stand the sound of my common sense and/or voice, and then either go away or continue to put yourself through blog hell by reading further. either way, Captain WRONG, i'm happy to entertain your rebuttals...even if they are ridiculously silly.

himme-bess-shah.