and sees that something has literally vomited little foamie bean bag beanies all over the place. they are smashed on the mirror, they are all over the counter top, they are covering the bottom of the bathtub, they are in the toilet, on the toilet, around the toilet, there are some stuck to the ceiling. they are everywhere.
my ex-husband's (ok, a girl can dream) child explains this bizarreness in this way:
"i was bored and so i stabbed a stuffed animal"
what. the. fuck. over.
2 comments:
good gawd! I hope he doesn't get bored next time I'm down there!
ROFLMAO...Bet he wasn't bored enough to clean it up!!
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