"can you feel the loooooove tonight?"

ok, my boys are now 15 and 12 and as gross as they have ever been. overheard in a conversation between the two of them earlier today:

"knock it off chode!"

"shut up, queef!"

"you're a douche."

"you're face is a douche"

"dude, at least MY face isn't a coinpurse."

"MOM! BENNETT SAID MY FACE WAS A COINPURSE!"

nasty little chodesmokers...

humpty dumpty sat on a bear...

just had 6 screaming little girls over for a sleepover after a trip to build-a-bear yesterday. braden is so good with kids younger than him - he helped keep the girls entertained. poor lucy didn't know what the hell to do about all the screeching and running around. they chased her under the bed, tried dressing her up and basically made her life a living hell. well, at least up until the point that i had 7 people rolling around on the floor screeching...(they dragged every pillow and blanket in my house out to the living room and proceeded to pile them up, then race through them.), and she got so caught up in all the excitement she started humping anything and everything she could find. braden and i were trying to inconspicuously get her to stop and before we accomplished this, ms b sees her and yells out at the top of her lungs, "lucy, quit doing the humpty on our animals!" it suddenly got vewy vewy quiet in my house - i think the poor girls were trying to figure out what exactly the "humpty" was and more importantly WHY lucy was doing it on their new stuffed friends.